Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling lips

Everyone’s heard the cliché “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 “Summer Fling” looks cute. (It even has a cutesy name.) The perfect lines of bright-colored silicone…

Blush Novelties Avant D5 Sin City Silicone Dildo plaid pattern full

Why choose one color for your dildo when you can have three? With their vibrant stripes, the Avant dildos by Blush Novelties proclaim that silicone toys don’t have to look boring. The Avant D5’s combination of red, white, and black—called “Sin City”—is bold. (Definitely a first…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…

Doc Johnson American Pop Rebel Slim yellow citrus fruits 1024px

Doc Johnson’s American POP! Rebel is a smooth, semi-realistic, slightly-above-average-sized silicone dildo. It’s one of only two silicone dildos in Doc J’s American POP! series; the others are made entirely of porous (but nontoxic) TPE. In case you’re wondering about the name “American POP!”: I…

New York Toy Collective Ellis featured

New York Toy Collective’s Ellis is the most realistic-feeling dildo I’ve ever put in my vagina. Now, it’s obviously not a replacement for human contact, and it doesn’t feel exactly like skin. It’s not an android-type Cylon or a “bionic man”; that type of tech…