Note: Cyber Week 2017 deals are WAY over! To see my updated year-round sex toy sales post, click here.
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????It’s the most wonderful time of the year????…to save lots of money on your favorite sex toys!
Last year I was just another shopper trying to find the best deals, but this year I’m glad to be collecting lots of sweet offers for my readers. Whether you’re looking for quality vanilla silicone and much more, or you want to see all the fantasy toy offers, keep reading! I’ll be updating this post throughout the week as deals end and others begin.
Post–Cyber Monday Deals
Good Vibrations has “Cyber Week” through Thursday, Nov. 30:
- Tiered sale on all best-selling toys here: 10% off $75+, 15% off $100+, 20% off $125+. No code required.
Peepshow Toys is having a sitewide sale: 15% off any purchase of $110 or more. Or save 10% on any toy, for any price, with code FELICITY.
- The deals page here is always going strong.
- 20% off when you buy two vibrators.
- $10 off when you spend $50 with code AFFUS1050.
- 20% off when you spend $100 with code AFFUS20.
- Free shipping over $60.
Similar deals can be found at Lovehoney Canada (deals page here) and Lovehoney UK (deals page here). (And the same for Lovehoney’s many other international programs.)
Mainstream Sex Toys
VIBRANT
It’s hard not to love Vibrant: they carry a small collection of body-safe toys and proceeds go to support reproductive rights in the form of donations to Planned Parenthood. Their prices are already low, and then:
- 30% off any single item sitewide with code CYBERMONDAY17.
- Free shipping with orders of $50 or more, no code required.
Check this out: the Fun Factory Boss (my review here) is going for only $42! (The same deal applies to the Magnum, in case you like your dildos less pointy.) The 30%-off sale includes the Magic Wand Rechargeable, the Crave Vesper, lots of We-Vibe, all Fun Factory, Tenga, what Njoy remains (the Pure Wand and a couple Pure Plugs are on back order! check out Peepshow Toys, next, if you want ’em faster), and more.
PEEPSHOW TOYS
At Peepshow Toys, you know everything is body-safe, and their dildo and vibe selections are always growing. Save sitewide with their tiered sale, and check out these massive discounts on specific items too, including:
- 40% off the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet.
- 50% off the b-Vibe Novice remote controlled vibrating butt plug and b-Vibe Triplet remote controlled anal beads.
- 50% off this Doc Johnson dual-density dildo too! At $22, it’s the cheapest legit dual-density silicone dildo I’ve ever seen.
- 30% off the Womanizer Pro 40 and all the high-quality L’Amourose vibes here (I’ve been informed that supplies of the Prism V are running out).
- 60% off the Swan Squeeze Curve and Swan Squeeze Hug pressure-sensitive vibes. (Only a one or two left of each.)
Plus, Peepshow’s tiered discounts apply to everything else sitewide:
- 10% off purchases over $5.
- 15% off purchases over $75.
- 20% off purchases over $125.
- 25% off purchases over $200.
- Free shipping over $70.
If you’re interested in getting a b-Vibe Rimming Plug (my review here; the rotating beads drive me wild) or a Fun Factory POP by Semenette ejaculating dildo (review here), then now’s your chance to save on these higher-priced items. Or, Peepshow is the only sex shop I know of that carries the ColourSoft 5″ and ColourSoft 8″ (my review here) squishy-silicone suction cup dildos and the Tantus Echo Super Soft with a vibe hole (review here; Tantus and SheVibe have nonvibrating versions).
While you’re there, you can check out my humorous take on holiday-themed sex toys, including red and green toys, glowing dildos, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed…Ball Gag.
TANTUS
I love Tantus dildos, especially the Uncut #1 (review here) and their new Super Soft line (reviews here). If you missed their Black Friday sale, there’s still one more day to save:
- 40% off everything on Cyber Monday (starts midnight Pacific time) with code CYBERMOANDAY. (Moan-day. Heh. Heh.)
SHEVIBE
SheVibe has an extensive collection of silicone dildos that I would highly recommend sorting through, plus all manner of other quality toys. Here are the rates for their tiered sale, good through Cyber Monday:
- 10% off orders of $75 or more with code PAST
- 15% off orders of $100 or more with code PRESENT
- 20% off orders of $125 or more with code FUTURE
- Free shipping over $75 (after discounts).
I’m thrilled that I recently got to try New York Toy Collective’s Ellis (review here)—it’s my new favorite, and you can save 20% on it if you buy something small (like a bottle of lube or even a single condom!) to get over the $125 threshold.
LOVEHONEY US
Lovehoney has deep discounts on many toys around Black Friday–Cyber Monday (But be sure to buy body-safe insertable toys, because jelly abounds here.)
- Black Friday Real Deals. Change 3 times a day, now through November 28.
- Sex toy Real Deals here. The Lelo Sona (air-pulsating vibe à la Womanizer) is selling at huge discount right now.
- Extra $5 off purchases Black Friday sale purchases of $35 or more with code AFFUSBF.
- 20% extra off all Lovehoney products with code BFLHONEY.
- 20% off when you buy two vibrators.
- Free shipping over $60.
LOVEHONEY CA AND UK
Deals run from now through Nov. 28 and are also updated 3 times a day.
SPLIT PEACHES
Ride your own mythical beast with a Unicorn Horn (review here), or check out my favorite highly textured toy, the Rivetor (review here)!
- 25% off everything Black Friday through Cyber Monday with code BLACKFRIDAY2017.
GOOD VIBRATIONS
For quality vibes and Pleasure Works dildos (like the dual-density Firm Core line), Good Vibes is a good choice. Their first sale runs Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday:
- 20% off sitewide (excludes Fun Factory and Dame toys).
- Or, order $89 or more of Fun Factory toys and get a free ($25 value) Fun Factory toy bag.
- Order $129 or more of Fun Factory toys and get the free toy bag mentioned above, plus Fun Factory toy cleaner.
FLESHLIGHT
Fleshlight’s canister masturbators are of course the big draw, but both Fleshlight and their counterpart Fleshjack (which focuses on products modeled on gay porn stars) offer silicone dildos too.
- 25% off all Fleshlight products, 15% off other brands.
- Buy 2 Fleshlight sleeves, get the 3rd free.
- Fleshlight holiday deals: Spend over $150 and get a Holiday Quickshot free; spend over $200 and get the Quickshot plus a “mystery sleeve” free.
- 25% off all Fleshjack products too.
- See all FL/FJ silicone dildos here (all 25% off).
STOCKROOM
For serious kinkiness, Stockroom dominates everyone else! (Heh.) Here are their deals that run from Black Friday through Cyber Monday:
- Up to 70% off electro-stim and bondage gear in the Black & Blue sale here.
- Or, 20% off everything else sitewide with code BLACK20.
LOVENSE
Lovense makes some hugely popular, app-controlled toys that can be worn in public. (The Lush insertable vaginal vibe, in particular.) Here’s their Black Friday sale:
- Up to 50% off some toys. The Lush, and the Hush butt plug, are both reduced 17%. No code required.
“Fantasy” Sex Toys
I love fantasy sex toys for a number of reasons, so I’m glad to round up these offers in one place! Most fantasy stores will have Black Friday–only sales, with a few exceptions noted below:
A KROW’S NEST
- Get 30% off your in-stock order (no customs) now through Cyber Monday with code BF2017. Excludes the two new toys, Quartermaster’s Tail and Kitli.
QIMERA FORGE
- 15% off in-stock dildos from now through Cyber Monday.
BAD DRAGON
- Discounts on plain-black, medium-firmness toys only: 40% off for the first half hour after 11 a.m. Eastern (9 a.m. MT) on Black Friday (Nov. 24), down to 25% at intervals after that. Through Cyber Monday.
DAMN AVERAGE
I’ve made no secret of my love for Damn Average’s beautiful creations! Here’s how you can save on Sheep’s gorgeous marbled silicone:
- 25% off everything in the Etsy shop, Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
STRANGE BEDFELLAS
Sale runs midnight Black Friday (Central time) through Monday night (Nov. 27).
- 25% off all in-stock items.
- About $10 off “extra discounted customs…that are available with limited options.”
STARSPAWN TOYS
- 20% off all stock through Cyber Monday! Never seen a plant-themed toy before? Check out the Succulent.
PRIMAL HARDWERE
Cyber Monday (Eastern time) only.
- 10% off all in-stock toys.
- Free domestic shipping.
Black Friday Only
EXOTIC EROTICS
Sale on Black Friday only.
- Made-to-order toys (excluding eggs) will be 25% off base price. Includes Super and Deluxe Surprises. See all your options here.
- Black Friday stock drop items will be 30% off base price.
- But, discount codes and EE bucks will be disabled on Black Friday.
TWIN TAIL CREATIONS
- 150 toys in “Void Black with a purple metallic sheen” will appear already discounted in Twin Tail’s inventory page on Black Friday, at 7 a.m. Mountain time.
- Plus, 20% off everything in your cart with code BLACK FRIDAY.
KUDU VOODOO
“Sale starts Friday at 12:30 AM central time and ends Tuesday 12:30 AM central time!”
- 25% off all inventory and already discounted “mishaps.”
- You automatically get a free random feather squishy with your order too.
- Get a free single-colored three-egg clutch with purchases over $100, and a free two-color three-egg clutch with purchases over $150.
XENOCAT ARTIFACTS
- 20% off your custom order placed on Black Friday as long as one of the marbled colors is black! (Up to 5 colors possible in one toy.) See their Tumblr post for more details. Check out my Caiman review to see how beautiful Xenocat’s customs can be.
PHOENIX FLAME FORGE/CREATIONS
- 25% off all in-stock items.
- A free gift (small squishy silicone things) for every $50 spent.
- 25% off a limited number of Black Friday Special customs: all contain black as a “prominent color” but will not be “a boring flat black toy.”
FELICITY code doesn’t seem to be working at Peepshow Toys
Can you tell me which items you’re trying to use it on? It won’t doubly apply to items in the HOLIDAY15 sale collection, or on SquarePegToys due to the maker’s no-discount policy. But if it’s something else, I’ll get them to fix that.